Voice jingle for the Lidl store

Here's my voice jingle for the Lidl store. It's somewhat comical. I made the jingle to vent my anger at some of the ill mannered customers in this shop. While waiting to use the self checkout machines, some foolish customers stand right near you while invading your space. Maybe that's the norm in their country, but when you're in the UK, you abide by the norms of the UK.

Here's a link to the jingle via my Google drive.